| A | |
| AAMOF | as a matter of fact |
| ABFL | a big fat lady |
| ABT | about |
| ADN | any day now |
| AFAIC | as far as I’m concerned |
| AFAICT | as far as I can tell |
| AFAICS | as far as I can see |
| AFAIK | as far as I know |
| AFAYC | as far as you’re concerned |
| AFK | away from keyboard |
| AH | asshole |
| AISI | as I see it |
| AIUI | as I understand it |
| AKA | also known as |
| AML | all my love |
| ANFSCD | and now for something completely different |
| ASAP | as soon as possible |
| ASL | assistant section leader |
| ASL | age, sex, location |
| ASLP | age, sex, location, picture |
| A/S/L | age/sex/location |
| ASOP | assistant system operator |
| ATM | at this moment |
| AWA | as well as |
| AWHFY | are we having fun yet? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | are we going to have to go trough this again? |
| AWOL | absent without leave |
| AWOL | away without leave |
| AYOR | at your own risk |
| AYPI? | and your point is? |
| B | |
| B4 | before |
| B4N | bye for now |
| BAC | back at computer |
| BAG | busting a gut |
| BAK | back at the keyboard |
| BBIAB | be back in a bit |
| BBL | be back later |
| BBLBNTSBO... | be back later but not to soon because of... |
| BBR | burnt beyond repair |
| BBS | be back soon |
| BBS | bulletin board system |
| BC | be cool |
| B/C | because |
| BCnU | be seeing you |
| BEG | big evil grin |
| BF | boyfriend |
| B/F | boyfriend |
| BFN | bye for now |
| BG | big grin |
| BION | believe it or not |
| BIOYIOB | blow it out your I/O port |
| BITMT | but in the meantime |
| BM | bite me |
| BMB | bite my bum |
| BMTIPG | brilliant minds think in parallel gutters |
| BKA | better known as |
| BL | belly laughing |
| BOB | back off bastard |
| BOL | be on later |
| BOM | bitch of mine |
| BOT | back on topic |
| BRB | be right back |
| BRBB | be right back bitch |
| BRBS | be right back soon |
| BRH | be right here |
| BRS | big red switch |
| BS | big smile |
| BS | bull sh*t |
| BSF | but seriously folks |
| BST | but seriously though |
| BTA | but then again |
| BTAIM | be that as it may |
| BTDT | been there done that |
| BTOBD | be there or be dead |
| BTOBS | be there or be square |
| BTSOOM | beats the sh*t out of me |
| BTW | by the way |
| BUDWEISER | because you deserve what every individual should ever receive |
| BWQ | buzz word quotient |
| BWTHDIK | but what the heck do I know |
| BYOB | bring your own bottle |
| BYOH | Bat You Onna Head |
| C | |
| C&G | chuckle and grin |
| CAD | ctrl-alt-delete |
| CADET | can’t add, doesn’t even try |
| CDIWY | couldn’t do it without you |
| CFV | call for votes |
| CFS | care for secret? |
| CFY | calling for you |
| CID | crying in disgrace |
| CIM | CompuServe information manager |
| CLM | career limiting move |
| CM@TW | catch me at the web |
| CMIIW | correct me if I’m wrong |
| CNP | continue in next post |
| CO | conference |
| CRAFT | can’t remember a f**king thing |
| CRS | can’t remember sh*t |
| CSG | chuckle snicker grin |
| CTS | changing the subject |
| CU | see you |
| CU2 | see you too |
| CUL | see you later |
| CUL8R | see you later |
| CWOT | complete waste of time |
| CWYL | chat with you later |
| CYA | see ya |
| CYA | cover your ass |
| CYAL8R | see ya later |
| CYO | see you online |
| D | |
| DBA | doing business as |
| DCed | disconnected |
| DFLA | disenhanced four-letter acronym |
| DH | darling husband |
| DIIK | darn if i know |
| DGA | digital guardian angel |
| DGARA | don’t give a rats ass |
| DIKU | do I know you? |
| DIRTFT | do it right the first time |
| DITYID | did I tell you I’m distressed |
| DIY | do it yourself |
| DL | download |
| DL | dead link |
| DLTBBB | don’t let the bad bugs bite |
| DMMGH | don’t make me get hostile |
| DQMOT | don’t quote me on this |
| DND | do not disturb |
| DTC | damn this computer |
| DTRT | do the right thing |
| DUCT | did you see that? |
| DWAI | don’t worry about it |
| DWIM | do what I mean |
| DWIMC | do what I mean, correctly |
| DWISNWID | do what I say, not what I do |
| DYJHIW | don’t you just hate it when... |
| DYK | do you know |
| E | |
| EAK | eating at keyboard |
| EIE | enough is enough |
| EG | evil grin |
| EMFBI | excuse me for butting in |
| EMFJI | excuse me for jumping in |
| EMSG | email message |
| EOD | end of discussion |
| EOF | end of file |
| EOL | end of lecture |
| EOM | end of message |
| EOS | end of story |
| EOT | end of thread |
| ETLA | extended three letter acronym |
| EYC | excitable, yet calm |
| F | |
| F | female |
| F/F | face to face |
| F2F | face to face |
| FAQ | frequently asked questions |
| FAWC | for anyone who cares |
| FBOW | for better or worse |
| FBTW | fine, be that way |
| FCFS | first come, first served |
| FCOL | for crying out loud |
| FIFO | first in, first out |
| FISH | first in, still here |
| FLA | four-letter acronym |
| FOAD | f**k off and die |
| FOAF | friend of a friend |
| FOB | f**k off bitch |
| FOC | free of charge |
| FOCL | falling of chair laughing |
| FOFL | falling on the floor laughing |
| FOS | freedom of speech |
| FOTCL | falling of the chair laughing |
| FTF | face to face |
| FTTT | from time to time |
| FU | f**ked up |
| FUBAR | f**ked up beyond all recognition |
| FUDFUCT | fear, uncertainty and doubt |
| FUCT | failed under continuas testing |
| FURTB | full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives) |
| FW | freeware |
| FWIW | for what it’s worth |
| FYA | for your amusem*nt |
| FYE | for your entertainment |
| FYEO | for your eyes only |
| FYI | for your information |
| G | |
| G | grin |
| G2B | going to bed |
| G&BIT | grin & bear it |
| G2G | got to go |
| G2GGS2D | got to go get something to drink |
| G2GTAC | got to go take a crap |
| G2GTAP | got to go take a pee |
| GA | go ahead |
| GA | good afternoon |
| GAFIA | get away from it all |
| GAL | get a life |
| GAS | greetings and salutations |
| GBH | great big hug |
| GBH&K | great big huh and kisses |
| GBR | garbled beyond recovery |
| GBY | god bless you |
| GD&H | grinning, ducking and hiding |
| GD&R | grinning, ducking and running |
| GD&RAFAP | grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible |
| GD&REF&F | grinning, ducking and running even further and faster |
| GD&RF | grinning, ducking and running fast |
| GD&RVF | grinning, ducking and running very |
| GD&W | grin, duck and wave |
| GDW | grin, duck and wave |
| GE | good evening |
| GF | girlfriend |
| GFETE | grinning from ear to ear |
| GFN | gone for now |
| GFU | good for you |
| GG | good game |
| GGU2 | good game you two |
| GIGO | garbage in garbage out |
| GJ | good job |
| GL | good luck |
| GL&GH | good luck and good hunting |
| GM | good morning / good move / good match |
| GMAB | give me a break |
| GMAO | giggling my ass off |
| GMBO | giggling my butt off |
| GMTA | great minds think alike |
| GN | good night |
| GOK | god only knows |
| GOWI | get on with it |
| GPF | general protection fault |
| GR8 | great |
| GR&D | grinning, running and ducking |
| GtG | got to go |
| GTSY | glad to see you |
| H | |
| H | hug |
| H/O | hold on |
| H&K | hug and kiss |
| HAK | hug and kiss |
| HAGD | have a good day |
| HAGN | have a good night |
| HAGS | have a good summer |
| HAG1 | have a good one |
| HAHA | having a heart attack |
| HAND | have a nice day |
| HB | hug back |
| HB | hurry back |
| HDYWTDT | how do you work this dratted thing |
| HF | have fun |
| HH | holding hands |
| HHIS | hanging head in shame |
| HHJK | ha ha, just kidding |
| HHOJ | ha ha, only joking |
| HHOK | ha ha, only kidding |
| HHOS | ha ha, only seriously |
| HIH | hope it helps |
| HILIACACLO | help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off |
| HIWTH | hate it when that happens |
| HLM | he loves me |
| HMS | home made smiley |
| HMS | hanging my self |
| HMT | here’s my try |
| HMWK | homework |
| HOAS | hold on a second |
| HSIK | how should i know |
| HTH | hope this helps |
| HTHBE | hope this has been enlightening |
| HYLMS | hate you like my sister |
| I | |
| IAAA | I am an accountant |
| IAAL | I am a lawyer |
| IAC | in any case |
| IC | I see |
| IAE | in any event |
| IAG | it’s all good |
| IAG | I am gay |
| IAIM | in an Irish minute |
| IANAA | I am not an accountant |
| IANAL | I am not a lawyer |
| IBN | I’m bucked naked |
| ICOCBW | I could of course be wrong |
| IDC | I don’t care |
| IDGI | I don’t get it |
| IDGARA | I don’t give a rat’s ass |
| IDGW | in a good way |
| IDI | I doubt it |
| IDK | I don’t know |
| IDTT | I’ll drink to that |
| IFVB | I feel very bad |
| IGP | I gotta pee |
| IGTP | I get the point |
| IHTFP | I hate this f**king place |
| IHTFP | I have truly found paradise |
| IHU | I hate you |
| IHY | I hate you |
| II | I’m impressed |
| IIT | I’m impressed too |
| IIR | if I recall |
| IIRC | if I recall correctly |
| IJWTK | I just want to know |
| IJWTS | I just want to say |
| IK | I know |
| IKWUM | I know what you mean |
| ILBCNU | I’ll be seeing you |
| ILU | I love you |
| ILY | I love you |
| ILYFAE | I love you forever and ever |
| IMAO | in my arrogant opinion |
| IMFAO | in my f***ing arrogant opinion |
| IMBO | in my bloody opinion |
| IMCO | in my considered opinion |
| IME | in my experience |
| IMHO | in my humble opinion |
| IMNSHO | in my, not so humble opinion |
| IMO | in my opinion |
| IMOBO | in my own biased opinion |
| IMPOV | in my point of view |
| IMP | I might be pregnant |
| INAL | I’m not a lawyer |
| INPO | in no particular order |
| IOIT | I’m on Irish Time |
| IOW | in other words |
| IRL | in real life |
| IRMFI | I reply merely for information |
| IRSTBO | it really sucks the big one |
| IS | I’m sorry |
| ISEN | internet search environment number |
| ISTM | it seems to me |
| ISTR | I seem to recall |
| ISWYM | I see what you mean |
| ITFA | in the final analysis |
| ITRO | in the reality of |
| ITRW | in the real world |
| ITSFWI | if the shoe fits, wear it |
| IVL | in virtual live |
| IWALY | I will always love you |
| IWBNI | it would be nice if |
| IYKWIM | if you know what I mean |
| IYSWIM | if you see what I mean |
| J | |
| JAM | just a minute |
| JAS | just a second |
| JASE | just another system error |
| JAWS | just another windows shell |
| JIC | just in case |
| JJWY | just joking with you |
| JK | just kidding |
| J/K | just kidding |
| JMHO | just my humble opinion |
| JMO | just my opinion |
| JP | just playing |
| J/P | just playing |
| JTLYK | just to let you know |
| JW | just wondering |
| K | |
| K | OK |
| K | kiss |
| KHYF | know how you feel |
| KB | kiss back |
| KISS | keep it simple sister |
| KIS(S) | keep it simple (stupid) |
| KISS | keeping it sweetly simple |
| KIT | keep in touch |
| KMA | kiss my ass |
| KMB | kiss my butt |
| KMSMA | kiss my shiny metal ass |
| KOTC | kiss on the cheek |
| KOTL | kiss on the lips |
| KUTGW | keep up the good work |
| KWIM | know what I mean? |
| L | |
| L | laugh |
| L8R | later |
| L8R G8R | later gator |
| LAB | life’s a bitch |
| LAM | leave a message |
| LBR | little boys room |
| LD | long distance |
| LIMH | laughing in my head |
| LG | lovely greetings |
| LIMH | laughing in my head |
| LGR | little girls room |
| LHM | Lord help me |
| LHU | Lord help us |
| LL&P | live long & prosper |
| LNK | love and kisses |
| LMA | leave me alone |
| LMABO | laughing my ass back on |
| LMAO | laughing my ass off |
| MBO | laughing my butt off |
| LMHO | laughing my head off |
| LMFAO | laughing my fat ass off |
| LMK | let me know |
| LOL | laughing out loud |
| LOL | lots of love |
| LOL | lots of luck |
| LOLA | laughing out loud again |
| LOML | light of my life (or love of my life) |
| LOMLILY | light of my life, I love you |
| LOOL | laughing out outrageously loud |
| LSHIPMP | laughing so hard I pissed my pants |
| LSHMBB | laughing so hard my belly is bouncing |
| LSHMBH | laughing so hard my belly hurts |
| LTNS | long time no see |
| LTR | long term relationship |
| LTS | laughing to self |
| LULAS | love you like a sister |
| LUWAMH | love you with all my heart |
| LY | love ya |
| LYK | let you know |
| LYL | love ya lots |
| LYLAB | love ya like a brother |
| LYLAS | love ya like a sister |
| M | |
| M | male |
| MB | maybe |
| MYOB | mind your own business |
| M8 | mate |
| N | |
| N | in |
| N2M | not too much |
| N/C | not cool |
| NE1 | anyone |
| NETUA | nobody ever tells us anything |
| NFI | no f***ing idea |
| NL | not likely |
| NM | never mind / nothing much |
| N/M | never mind / nothing much |
| NMH | not much here |
| NMJC | nothing much, just chillin’ |
| NOM | no offense meant |
| NOTTOMH | not of the top of my mind |
| NOYB | none of your business |
| NOYFB | none of your f***ing business |
| NP | no problem |
| NPS | no problem sweet(ie) |
| NTA | non-technical acronym |
| N/S | no sh*t |
| NVM | nevermind |
| O | |
| OBTW | oh, by the way |
| OIC | oh, I see |
| OF | on fire |
| OFIS | on floor with stitches |
| OK | abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct) |
| OL | old lady (wife, girlfriend) |
| OM | old man (husband, boyfriend) |
| OMG | oh my god / gosh / goodness |
| OOC | out of character |
| OT | Off topic / other topic |
| OTOH | on the other hand |
| OTTOMH | off the top of my head |
| P | |
| P@H | parents at home |
| PAH | parents at home |
| PAW | parents are watching |
| PDS | please don’t shoot |
| PEBCAK | problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PIZ | parents in room |
| PLZ | please |
| PM | private message |
| PMJI | pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI) |
| PMFJI | pardon me for jumping in |
| PMP | peed my pants |
| POAHF | put on a happy face |
| POOF | I have left the chat |
| POTB | pats on the back |
| POS | parents over shoulder |
| PPL | people |
| PS | post script |
| PSA | public show of affection |
| Q | |
| Q4U | question for you |
| QSL | reply |
| QSO | conversation |
| QT | cutie |
| R | |
| RCed | reconnected |
| RE | hi again (same as re’s) |
| RME | rolling my eyses |
| ROFL | rolling on floor laughing |
| ROFLAPMP | rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants |
| ROFLMAO | rolling on floor laughing my ass off |
| ROFLOLAY | rolling on floor laughing out loud at you |
| ROFLOLTSDMC | rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks |
| ROFLOLWTIME | rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes |
| ROFLOLUTS | rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak |
| ROTFL | rolling on the floor laughing |
| RVD | really very dumb |
| RUTTM | are you talking to me |
| RTF | read the FAQ |
| RTFM | read the f***ing manual |
| RTSM | read the stupid manual |
| S | |
| S2R | send to receive |
| SAMAGAL | stop annoying me and get a live |
| SCNR | sorry, could not resist |
| SETE | smiling ear to ear |
| SH | so hot |
| SH | same here |
| SHICPMP | so happy I could piss my pants |
| SHID | slaps head in disgust |
| SHMILY | see how much I love you |
| SNAFU | situation normal, all F***ed up |
| SO | significant other |
| SOHF | sense of humor failure |
| SOMY | sick of me yet? |
| SPAM | stupid persons’ advertisem*nt |
| SRY | sorry |
| SSDD | same sh*t different day |
| STBY | sucks to be you |
| STFU | shut the f*ck up |
| STI | stick(ing) to it |
| STW | search the web |
| SWAK | sealed with a kiss |
| SWALK | sweet, with all love, kisses |
| SWL | screaming with laughter |
| SIM | sh*t, it’s Monday |
| SITWB | sorry, in the wrong box |
| S/U | shut up |
| SYS | see you soon |
| SYSOP | system operator |
| T | |
| TA | thanks again |
| TCO | taken care of |
| TGIF | thank god its Friday |
| THTH | to hot to handle |
| THX | thanks |
| TIA | thanks in advance |
| TIIC | the idiots in charge |
| TJM | that’s just me |
| TLA | three-letter acronym |
| TMA | take my advice |
| TMI | to much information |
| TMS | to much showing |
| TNSTAAFL | there’s no such thing as a free lunch |
| TNX | thanks |
| TOH | to other half |
| TOY | thinking of you |
| TPTB | the powers that be |
| TSDMC | tears streaming down my cheeks |
| TT2T | to tired to talk |
| TTFN | ta ta for now |
| TTT | thought that, too |
| TTUL | talk to you later |
| TTYIAM | talk to you in a minute |
| TTYL | talk to you later |
| TTYLMF | talk to you later my friend |
| TU | thank you |
| TWMA | till we meet again |
| TX | thanx |
| TY | thank you |
| TYVM | thank you very much |
| U | |
| U2 | you too |
| UAPITA | you’re a pain in the ass |
| UR | your |
| UW | you’re welcom |
| URAQT! | you are a cutie! |
| V | |
| VBG | very big grin |
| VBS | very big smile |
| W | |
| W8 | wait |
| W8AM | wait a minute |
| WAY | what about you |
| WAY | who are you |
| WB | welcome back |
| WBS | write back soon |
| WDHLM | why doesn’t he love me |
| WDYWTTA | What Do You Want To Talk About |
| WE | whatever |
| W/E | whatever |
| WFM | works for me |
| WNDITWB | we never did it this way before |
| WP | wrong person |
| WRT | with respect to |
| WTF | what/who the F***? |
| WTG | way to go |
| WTGP | want to go private? |
| WTH | what/who the heck? |
| WTMI | way to much information |
| WU | what’s up? |
| WUD | what’s up dog? |
| WUF | where are you from? |
| WUWT | whats up with that |
| WYMM | will you marry me? |
| WYSIWYG | what you see is what you get |
| X | |
| XTLA | extended three letter acronym |
| Y | |
| Y | why? |
| Y2K | you’re too kind |
| YATB | you are the best |
| YBS | you’ll be sorry |
| YG | young gentleman |
| YHBBYBD | you’d have better bet your bottom dollar |
| YKYWTKM | you know you want to kiss me |
| YL | young lady |
| YL | you ’ll live |
| YM | you mean |
| YM | young man |
| YMMD | you’ve made my day |
| YMMV | your mileage may vary |
| YVM | you’re very welcom |
| YW | you’re welcome |
| YWIA | you’re welcome in advance |
| YWTHM | you want to hug me |
| YWTLM | you want to love me |
| YWTKM | you want to kiss me |
| YOYO | you’re on your own |
| YY4U | two wise for you |
| Z | |
| |
| more... | |
| ? | huh? |
| ?4U | question for you |
| >U | screw you! |
| /myB | kick my boobs |
| 2U2 | to you too |
| 2MFM | to much for me |
| 4AYN | for all you know |
| 4COL | for crying out loud |
| 4SALE | for sale |
| 4U | for you |
| =w= | whatever |
| *G* | giggle or grin |
| *H* | hug |
| *K* | kiss |
| *S* | smile |
| *T* | tickle |
| *W* | wink |
